Blonde 2 (the 14 year old daughter) was sitting next to me in church on Sunday. She asked me to massage her leg. Not that it hurt or was bothering her, she said it just felt good. So, being the good mama that I am I did just what she asked.
Now mind you, she's 5'7" and weighs all of 110 pounds. Oh yea and her legs start at her armpits. I wish I could say that she gets that from me. She whispers to me, "Oh my legs are so thin." I'm thinking "Girl, we're in church. Let's not be vain." But what came out of my mouth was, "Mine used to be."
Her response? Now hold onto your seat. "Yeah, well you've had your glory days."