Sounds like an odd combination, doesn't it? They do all have something in common. That something is Lawman.
Lawman's department played in a benefit softball game Saturday afternoon. You know how boys are. They like to play. And if they're like Lawman, they like to play hard. They tend to forget that they're not 25 anymore either.
Lawman turned on the speed between 3rd base and home plate. It didn't turn out like he intended though. He pulled his right hamstring. I guess you could say that he took one for the team.
Lawman's opponents were all employed by our county's EMS department. Pretty fitting, huh? Today he happened to see some of them and he asked what they would recommend to relieve the discomfort. Do you know what they told him? Ginger root.